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Asses Demotivational Poster

I -

TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L

CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke

FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.

KAMINA - Proud member of the Squirtle Squad

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?



TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.

MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!

TAGS: men nipples sunglasses ring piercing beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Camilo

Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's nipples are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's nipples.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of sex most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are sexier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.

POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....

TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.

TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now jackasses
Rating: 3.8/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm



TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my ass off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.

I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass

INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.



TAGS: life time librarian school girl glasses sexy
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Eating Paste - September 3, 2009, 2:54 pm
Women and glasses give me a happy in my pants.



TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

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TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.

CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?


TAGS: glasses sniper bully
Rating: 4.92/5

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pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
5L's Four-eyes
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
How did i know some technical a$$ would point that out. Jk, whats up agg? The other noob logged off.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Six, technically. But, 5L will suffice.

TOTALLY UNREALISTIC - Superwoman wouldn't need glasses ...

TAGS: totally unrealistic superwoman need glasses
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:53 pm
What A Belly .
CloudchaserS - January 16, 2012, 3:52 am
Perhaps not to see, but girls always look cuter with glasses!


TAGS: girl bitch chick female glasses
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by giulio

LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:09 pm
So to phrase that in a rather crass way: "Their cunts runneth over"
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:08 pm
I don't see why...if they can bleed like they do every month and not die then they must have an ample supply!
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 1:09 pm
Hey, here's a fun idea, Tony. Go get shot. Then we won't have to deal with you anymore.
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 12:52 pm
Seems like men's balls have dropped off all over the world... Letting a woman take your self respect? Ouch...
Divorcee - December 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Your Blood, Your Children, Your Money, Your Soul, Your House, Your Car, Your Self Respect, Your Life Essence, Your Complete Destruction etc, etc, etc.
Elwood - December 4, 2008, 9:35 am
I wouldn't ask her for a blowjob, if I were you.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:54 am
you forgot money too wit... and your soul slowly but surely
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 am
If by "females" you mean my wife, and if by "blood" you mean helping out around the house and mowing the lawn every week, then yes.

IRISH SUNGLASSES - My futures so bright, i gotta wear shades

TAGS: irish sunglasses abuse
Rating: 2.05/5
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 6:08 pm
Stop, please stop agdaniele! You're making it better!
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:38 pm
Can't stop laughing? You are a piece of sh*t.
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 5:34 pm
I can't stop laughing!
Becca - January 14, 2009, 1:05 am
Abuse is never funny. This picture is definitely NOT funny.
Jommick - October 19, 2008, 8:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa, there's an ad about the Irish over there
RnR - August 11, 2008, 4:45 am
It's always funny if you're not at the receiving end
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:25 am
this is disturbing. how do any of you find this remotely funny?
ericke - July 2, 2008, 2:22 pm
"I deserved it for leaving the mop out"



F#CK AVATAR - I don't need 3-D to enjoy a movie...

TAGS: avatar is a great movie when you can wear the glasses valkyrie
Rating: 4.3/5

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Produceman117 - January 24, 2010, 5:49 pm
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:11 pm
lucky bastard got to go fight in Greece
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
nope, its the guy I lost to in nationals. I didn't loose the fight I dropped out because I tore my hamstring
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 8:02 pm
5L, Bart. Very clever. @Canada: Speaking of avatars, is that a picture of you in yours?
CANADA - January 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:33 am
This might be a little too subtle to survive, but the eye patch thing cracks me up every time I think about it.



TEENAGERS - The world needs ditch diggers too.

XRAY GLASSES - They didn't work until I went to the strip club, those guys are totally smoking hot !

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE - I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

TAGS: glasses gotta go
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Rhovanmark

Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 10:09 pm
Missed one Iceman, this one's Steven Wright

INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you


MY OINKLEYS - So I just got them... Do I look like a star?

EUROPE - Yes Europe is a continent, not a country, But the one pictured above is South America! How can 2 seperate people miss that!?

TAGS: europe dumbasses tunnel
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Dave Cranston

sunshine42 - July 12, 2010, 9:06 am
haha, creator of this poster is such a moron
Joke - June 20, 2008, 11:51 am
This was one.
Spelling B - May 22, 2008, 11:56 am
And 1 of them misspelled "separate". Go figure.
Brian - May 22, 2008, 12:34 am
looks like 2 people missed the joke




TAGS: sick never passes up an opportunity to have fun
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:22 am
Amsome! Just full of win ICE. 5singed nuts for you
palmat - June 4, 2010, 9:10 am



TAGS: xray glasses naked hands cubby
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

versteckt - February 3, 2011, 1:35 am
So do Scientologists, but they're not legit.
karlyn23 - January 30, 2011, 8:20 pm
ICEMAN - January 29, 2011, 8:52 pm
Yeah but... they came from Battle Creek Mi. They had to be legit. 5




TAGS: sunglasses dog
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by 4life

forseti - December 19, 2011, 6:07 am
"talking shit"...


IRONY - She doesn't realize that you're SUPPOSED to read Manga backwards.

TAGS: boobs irony manga hottie glasses
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by MrBadExample

TwistedNinjaPirate - February 2, 2012, 9:19 pm
Nerd test: If you saw the comic first (like me) I have news for you...


TAGS: sunglasses
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:55 pm
Kind of looks like it. Alright, I over analyzed it. I gave it 5 oral lions.
Informator - September 17, 2009, 3:49 pm
she has a mustache..? ..
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm
He probably is craving some salty taffy.
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:44 pm
Huh? Ya lost me.
Lex - September 17, 2009, 3:43 pm
What about the guy next to her, with almost the same expression?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:35 pm
I saw red and blonde.
Sean - September 17, 2009, 3:34 pm
bOB it's like she just don't care ... she could very well be Canadian.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
Does she know that her garash green sweater clashes horribly with her nails?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 2:53 pm


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by culos

boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 6:13 am
are those for lela?
rerun - December 23, 2009, 9:42 am

Hey, I didn't say it was me....just sadder.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:39 am
TMI, Rerun, TMI :)
rerun - December 23, 2009, 9:32 am

Sadder still when you can say you are a Greybeard....everywhere


TAGS: what do you mean i need glasses
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:04 pm



WOOF - That's Right. You is Jealous of my glasses.

TAGS: dog glasses
Rating: 2.55/5

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:42 pm
I don't think so...

PUBLIC POOL - My Tax Dollars At Work

TAGS: pool jailbait swimsuit cute sunglasses
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
We have another underqualified chickfaker?

SPECSAVERS - Even if you'd gone there it wouldn't have helped

THESE TWO - must be really badass at parties

TAGS: losers fags dumbasses idiots morons spics puerto rican cunt
Rating: 2.08/5

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Bender Surrender - April 1, 2009, 1:16 am

HUGE SHADES - Because you already told the Bitch twice!!

TAGS: glasses
Rating: 2.06/5

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Glasses -


Altered states -

Those who pass snow plows die the way they lived -

TAGS: moron passes plow
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - February 1, 2014, 11:13 pm
....but, a lotta seat suckin’….AAAAA LOT
Iconoclast - February 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
'twas a great video. Amazing that no one got killed.
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:49 pm
'tis a truth. Live by the plow, die by the plow

Rerun -

TAGS: rerun glasses drink
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Krickit

maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:41 pm
It's The Only Way Don't Forget The Brown Bag .
rerun - April 20, 2013, 10:08 pm

Damn straight skippy.

Under the table -

TAGS: remember sunglasses fridge morning awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 10:06 am
Yeah, great series. Very refreshing. Pages right outta the holy book of orthodox demotivism, written by the beloved seraph hisself. (I’m still stuck on the caged puppies…WOOF!)
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:58 am

lol...real nice series

"GLA*SES" - Really Motifake, really?

TAGS: glasses censoring unnecessary
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

Sho - March 8, 2012, 9:57 am
The site must stay google friendly, so it is to be expected lol
Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:01 pm
PHWOAR!! Look at that cheeky pair! They're barely held by that skinny frame.

at one time -


TAGS: pig flying glasses olympics animal
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:57 pm
looks a bit like your avatar lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:54 pm
hehe the pig is adorable xD 5l

REMIND ME - to start checking the weather channel a little more often

TAGS: bring some sunglasses
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Airman

LinkFox101113 - May 7, 2010, 3:21 am
Five unnecessarily large explosive devices for you.


TAGS: you just got your asses handed to you
Rating: 3.93/5

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Haarakkon - February 24, 2010, 8:12 pm
Finland / Czech Republic has some real potential as a game.
Haarakkon - February 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
Sweden, then.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 8:06 pm
USA vs Finland or Czech. The winner of that game will go to gold medal game and loser will go to bronze medal game. the other bracket Canada vs Slovakia or Sweden. winner goes for gold, loser will go to bronze medal game. I smell an Avatar Rematch
CANADA - February 24, 2010, 8:00 pm
talk aboot crash and burn! 4-1 in the first. go Canada!
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 7:58 pm
depends on the games later today
MrRandom - February 24, 2010, 7:57 pm
I've more or less just been watching the games, not much else. When Canada wins, who do we play next?
Haarakkon - February 24, 2010, 7:54 pm
4-1. Not Nabukov's best game, but Luongo is looking sharp!
Haarakkon - February 24, 2010, 7:53 pm
Easy, Canada. You're talking about a guy who can't tell the difference between dark jerseys and light jerseys, much less see a dark puck on light ice. 3-1 Canada, 1st!
CANADA - February 24, 2010, 6:31 pm
hockey isnt boring!
CANADA - February 24, 2010, 6:30 pm
Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 5:06 pm
Hockey...boring??? pfffttt
vader - February 24, 2010, 5:00 pm
Sorry, I thought it was the USA. I can't identify the teams by their shirts, I never watch that boring sport. And when it's Canada, I meant 7th place.
Jmac0585 - February 24, 2010, 4:01 pm
Victory envy, Matt. He has victory envy.
Jmac0585 - February 24, 2010, 4:00 pm
Vader, steroids are your friend.
Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
The poster is Canada v Germany... where did USA come in to discussion?
vader - February 24, 2010, 3:38 pm
The all-time medal table of Olympic Winter Games tells a different story, dear 4th place, err, USA.
Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:13 pm
I'd like to see that said in Germany on a bad day.
CANADA - February 24, 2010, 2:57 pm


EVEN CUBBYBEAR - Can't Make These Things Look Cool

TAGS: cubbybear glasses awesome
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

PixieStickNinja - January 4, 2010, 2:21 pm
Your approval is most appreciated, oh Great CubbyBear.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2010, 2:09 pm
X-ray glasses serve a better purpose...5/5

SUNGLASSES. - If these guys didn't have them, they would die from exposure to their awesome.


TAGS: joe the plummer rep of dumbasses
Rating: 3.04/5

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WTFO - February 8, 2009, 1:09 am
Who said he is the "best of conservatives". He merely caught Pres Obama off-guard and got him to state his socialist agenda of "spreading the wealth". Besides he owed less back taxes than the new head of the IRS.

CONCLUSIONS - If the pop-up is about Kung Fu Panda, that doesn't mean that the entire site is about Disney movies, dammit.

TAGS: assholes jackasses pop up ads disney
Rating: 2.92/5

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lightquake - December 18, 2009, 9:51 am
It doesn't mean that you're gay or retarded either. God, I hate my classmates.

C'MON - We're all dumbasses

TAGS: dumbasses
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by ZuperFarDK

superduper - April 27, 2009, 3:20 pm
It is such a shame half the posters are ruined because people don't know their from there, or then and than. : (
Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm
Hee hee
dotdotdot - December 2, 2008, 10:30 pm
I'm really surprised Tori Amos isn't in this list...


TAGS: future sunglasses
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:16 am
...and SPF 45

METROID - He beat it: Twice.

TAGS: ron hextall jean guy metroid glasses
Rating: 1.64/5

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Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:07 pm
or whatever the hell it is??
Agent K - May 26, 2009, 7:06 pm
why is tigger humping a soda can?
AXL - August 7, 2008, 3:18 pm
Metroid: You beat one, you beat them all...


TAGS: delicious glasses nom signe
Rating: 1.45/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 8:13 am
So that's why my glasses broke...
Signe - February 24, 2009, 5:22 am
Pff you're just jealous because your glasses aren't as delicious as mine!
agdaniele - February 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
Signe... we shooting for quantity over quality? No wonder motifake froze up.... the garbage disposal was all clogged up.

Crowd -

TAGS: follow crowd asses swedish proverb
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 18, 2016, 6:57 am
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself

Suicide -

TAGS: suicide end pain passes someone
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 20, 2016, 12:11 pm
Thanks, Vern.
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 11:57 am

Outstanding poster.

spelling lesson on Poster Evolution -

TAGS: even rubber duckies have masses
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 22, 2017, 6:40 am
Thanks, guys! I made this on the Poster Evolution thread. Silvy provided the pic. I slapped one of my favorite sayings on it. Come play! If you have any questions, or need help making the thread work, just ask. Its fun!!!!
SanityFree - June 22, 2017, 4:26 am
One of your most ducked up ones yet, UP yours!
CloudchaserS - June 22, 2017, 4:05 am
Fear of the duck, fear of the duuuuck, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhyAm31cr2E
concern3 - June 21, 2017, 7:08 pm
very nice, UP yours
mizzdizz - June 21, 2017, 3:02 pm
Thanks guys! RL, it's Silvy, JW, and myself right now. Tis a silly group! Come join in!
Silverheart - June 21, 2017, 10:30 am

Very ducking good.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2017, 7:46 am

very good

Gotta Wear Shades -

TAGS: cleavage glance look sunglasses sun
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 16, 2015, 10:22 pm
I see what you did there Jesus...teehee.
JesusWept - July 16, 2015, 2:14 pm
Brilliant observation. Very true. L L L L L